12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city. Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here. The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing. They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment. We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I? Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.
Um… is it just me, or do those look like the sigils from FMA?
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
She won’t let me play League (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Sister Act on Broadway clip of Raven-Symone as “Deloris Van Cartier” reciting her hilarious version of a pre-meal prayer
she is just amazzing!
i’m laughing so hard omg
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And you can’t do all the above and have fun at the same time?
when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it